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[Zephyr of Darkness]

Hey, I wanted to make a thread with riddles that people could post, and others try to guess. So far, I have two I would like to post now, so try and beat them!

One: One father and his son are in a car close to Mar del Plata (400 kms away from Buenos Aires) The car crashes and the father dies, but the son remains barely alive. They take him to a nearby hospital, and the doctor there says: 'He can be saved, but for that, we need the best specialist, who is in Buenos Aires' That best specialist, after being informed of the situation in the phone, answers 'I'll treat him...After all, he's my son' How could this be?

(Note: This was in a popular TV show here, so DMX can't post in this one)
I solved this one immediately.

Two: A hunter is tracking down a bear. He follows its tracks 1 km south, 1 km east, and 1 km north, only to end up in the starting point. What color is the bear?

I didn't solve this, and when I saw the answer, I couldn't help but laugh at my folly.

If nobody gets them, the solution in two days!

[UnknownH]

The second one is white. I'm pretty sure I know that joke.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

*smirk*
Care to explain why it's white?

[UnknownH]

It's at the north pole.

[Lukos]

Hehe, as for the first one, the second physician is the mother. :P

[senjuro]

Awww, Wolfe just beat me to it...

[rorancrystalwolf]

Ok the first one is odd but I think it is that the guy who died is an adoptive father or something... adoptive or step father something like.

The second one is White, its a polar bear :-p

[UnknownH]

Hehe, as for the first one, the second physician is the mother. :P

*headsmack* I really should have thought of that. But at least I got one.

[Lukos]

Hehe, hope you don't mind, Zeph-- I've got some :-P

You may have heard them already though....

1: A plane crashes right smack in the middle of the border between the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury all the survivors?

2: You're driving a bus. The driver starts off empty, but then drive a little bit and pick up four people. The driver drives some more, two people get off and one gets on. A little later, off goes one, on goes seven. Then, four people get off and two get on. After that, nobody gets off and three get on. Next, nobody gets off and one gets on.

What's the name of the bus driver?

3: Tim and Tammy are found lying on the floor, dead. There's no blood, but there is water and broken glass everywhere. How did Tim and Tammy die?

4: A man leaves home jogging. He jogs a little way and turns left. He jogs a little way again and turns left. He jogs some more, turns left, and heads back home. When he gets home, two masked men are waiting for him. Who are the masked men, and why did he leave home jogging?



Good luck!

[Calibremon]

1. You Don't.
2. Calibremon
3. Tim and Tammy died of suffocation, cuz they're fish.

and the fourth one I'm not sure about. That's a good one :P