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Funny new years resolution.
#1
Okay, just post a funny new years resolution. Just for laughs mainly. Try to keep the size down by posting at the most 5 at a time.

Shadow's resolutions.

5. Clean out my cat's litter box.
4. Stop making number five a resolution every year for the past decade.
3. Eat nothing but popcorn for a month.
2. Hook up with Britney Spears. I gotta be better than her previous husband.
1. Put my pants back on.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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#2
3. Get new trousers..they keep ripping
2. Get someone to sketch me a Disturbed picture
1. Down my pussy consumption by 25%
The OCA
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#3
5. Stop sneezing
4. *looks around* Clean my room til it's spotless
3. Get enough courage to eat liver (yeah right)
2. Become a vegetarian (hahahahahahahahaha)
1. Quit biting my nails >_<
Gabumon Loverz
Renamon's Army
The OCA
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#4
5... Think of something to resolve about.
4... Still nothing, think harder.
3... Don't get angry with mind-blank-ness...
2... Scratch that... *goes into a howling fit of rage*
1... ... ... ... ... ... Finish Falconwing's commission! :D
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#5
5. Attempt to defeat all the Final Fantasys. Damn you Shinryu, pain hurts!
4. Clean my room. *pokes stick at questionable looking sock*
3. Try to sleep at a half-way decent hour, yeah right. *curses his insomnia*
2. Finish Lord Patamon's commission...I am so late. *groans at his laziness*
1. Be more active...in the NC-17 room. Heh, heh, heh...
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
Lady Devimon's Minions
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#6
5. Put this damn vibrator away! >_< *does so*
4. Err... <_< >_> <_< *takes it back* I need it!!
3. Zap everyone so they don't know I have a vibrator.
2. Irritate my mom with blonde jokes.
1. Piss the rainbow colors.
Gabumon Loverz
Renamon's Army
The OCA
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#7
5. Cut back on the yiffy-ness... lol Nah!
4. Cut back on fast food... :P Hell no!
3. Take a pickaxe to my sister's skull... Twisted
2. Somehow cure this blasted cold! :x
1. Move to Spain... or Wales... *giggles*
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#8
5. Get a new PC.
4. Get internet for new PC.
3. Forgot to write something here.
2. Fill space 3 with something.
1. Repeat 3 and 2.
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The Mod Squad
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#9
5. Kill Steven.
4. Strangle little brother on his birthday (Tomorrow)
3. If four and five fails, get life size doll of Dorothy with assets and all parts included.
2. If all previous fails, find alternate way to get to Argentina.
1. Remind myself I don't have wings for the upteenth time. Could stop the constant jumping off roofs.
Gabumon Loverz
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The OCA
Renamon's Army
Veemon's Followers
The Sabre Clan
Creative Minds
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#10
5. Stop licking things at buffets and putting them back.
4. Try sleeping naked.
3. Forget 4, already do.
2. Fart the national anthem.
1. ... Eat more Twix! lol
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