Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[eurtan]

because some times you do

why do i feel so hollow?

[Misty]

Because you only THINK you are...

Why do I always have AT LEAST 3 people talking to me?

[eurtan]

because you are popular

can i have some pie?

[Lover Mama]

Only if you cook it first darlin


Why does the sun set in the west?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Because fuckhead liberalists make it so.


Why is my head big?

[Niyara]

Because you stuck your finger in a light socket.


Why does that make sense?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Because Guilmon are prone to narrow minded stupidity *walks into a lamp post*



What is the average air speed of a swallow?

[eurtan]

unknown

when will Ingrid ever manage to get Adam alone and in love with her?

[Crimson Fox]

When both moons eclipse below the green mountains on the sixth Friday of Smarch.

Crimson: *is pelted by snow and hail* Damn lousy Smarch weather!

Why are carnival games a ripoff?

[Kalyx]

Because the carneys have to make a living somehow...they actually live inside those game carts.

Why does the government insist on trying to mint a $1 coin?