Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Ghostiemon]

opposite the east pole

y

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

dunno....cheese? (OMG cheesy yiff!)


why do dogs sniff my groin even when they don't wanna yiff?

[Ghostiemon]

because you have a cat down there

y do we exist

[eurtan]

because oblivion was getting crowded.

where did all the color go?

[Ghostiemon]

black and white movies knicked it

why cant we be born smart so we dont have to go to school

[Misty]

Because people like to see other people suffer I guess... >.<

Why do we have to analyze poems? It's so stupid.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

because poets thought being direct was aother way to get your head kicked in.


Why does it rain so much in the UK?

[eurtan]

because eliander who flies in the sky over there crys over his lost love.

where did the bomb come from? ( hands off bomb and runs)

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

NOES!!!! *boom*


Why do simple weapons kill the seemingly invincible?

[eurtan]

because they were over looked( balder norse god was involved to all save the mistletoe which his wife thought to harmless to ask it's loyalty to never harm him. or was it the holly?)

i have ultra Z power so how is it that i got a paper cut?