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"Because all infants have an oral fixation. (no matter the species)"
That's a stupid answer? More like a smart answer.
Because they're pissed at you. You've angered the Robin King.
Why have I got the urge to go and dye my hair white, stick it up and grab a katana?
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Crimson: Probably the same reason I have to die my hair blond, spike it up, and grab an oversized butcher's knife.
Why do animals howl at the moon?
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They think cheese will fall on them and crush them if they don't.
Why the moon's normal and the planet's made of cheese?
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Because mold and yeast can't grow in a vacuum.
Why is my family constantly walking by, when I'm on the computer?
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They like staring at shiny things.
Why is Katt the sexiest 8bit RPG character ever?
Because Beelzemon wasn't in any 8 bit games
Why can't I walk down the street without someone staring at my ass?
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Eee-gads!! :Eek: What city is your steet in?
Why does soda/beer taste better from a bottle?
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dont know...its just like how orange juice tastes better from the juice box.
why do i have so much homework tonight??
uh...a teacher got you confused with someone else?
why can't I barrow guilmon's shotgun?
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Crimson: Because you can't barrow a shotgun, only borrow!
Zorromon: That's not what he meant...though that does count as a stupid answer.
Why does warm soda taste so lousy?