Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[DragonMasterX]

Because she wanna get laid in the fastest ways possible.

DMX: Did I hear the phrase, get laid?

[Erethzium]

yeah, you did.

but i dont think thats the answer. cuz Ereth only wears pants....mabey Vook should steal his pants.

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!!?

[ruggedrieley]

I plead the fifth.

Is there really no wrong way to eat a Reeses?

[Erethzium]

no. there ARE wrong ways to eat a reeses. like NOT eating it. thats one of them.

why do eskimos like raw fish eyeballs as much as we like candy? thats just EWWW.

[ruggedrieley]

For the same reason mom chooses Jif.

Why cant I think of any dumb questions?

[Erethzium]

because we're all dumb.

why cant i think of any either?

[ruggedrieley]

Years of listening to mindless self righteous politicians.

"You wanna see a donkey show?"

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

heh


Why me?

[Erethzium]

because youre YOU. don'cha get it? :?

why is the grass green?

[ruggedrieley]

Pollution made it sick.

Why is Hillary Clinton running for president? Seriously.