Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Misty]

The pizza that is sitting in the freezer.

Why does my orthodontist scare me so much? *whimpers and hides*

[Crimson Fox]

Because your orthodontist has the evil eye, MWAHAHAHAHA!

Why is fast food so toxic?

[Kurtz]

Because they don't mean 'fast' for nothing.

Where can I get a life-size Dot doll?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: First get a regular Dot plushie and then shrink yourself, simple!

Zorromon: And how's he supposed to get both of those?

Crimson: ......Um, Crimson away! *jumps out the window*

Why is there never a convenient exit?

[Misty]

Because they want us to find our own ways out >_< Try to make us think a bit...

Why does Orange Juice taste sooooo good?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Because Kool-Aid is a cheap substitute! Hurray for fresh stuff! *drinks some orange juice*

Why are knights always trying to slay dragons?

[Misty]

Because the wolves were too powerful.

Why is Justin Timberlake still singing? >_<

[The Big Bad Rav]

Because he loves....Sin...ahh.....CURCUMSIZE!!

What is dancersizing?

[Kurtz]

When you grow in size while dancing.

Why is macro/micro my favourite fetish?

[Master Grim]

^.^ Umm... because you like plants?

Why is my finger turning blue...?