Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Misty]

Because he was raised to be stupid...just like my mom

Why are thunderstorms soooo cool?

[Disturbed]

When a lightning bolt strike candy appears where it strikes

Why is orange hair so unpopular

[The Big Bad Rav]

Beacuse orange gives ya Vitamin C!

What does a duck have to do with a fireplace?

[Disturbed]

Put a duck in a bowl, put tin foil over it, place it onto the fire and you'll get "Quacked Corn"

Why isnt that funny?

[Misty]

Actually it did make me laugh..I just got up..

Why do I have insomnia >_<

[The Big Bad Rav]

Because u heard that song from Faithless...

Why is life so overrated?

[Misty]

Because people make it seem that way so that people overreact about it T_T

Why don't animals speak our language...?

[Shadowknight]

Cause they don't feel like lowering their standards to us.

Why are corndogs so magically delicious?

[Misty]

Because they aren't Lucky Charms. :)

Why do Pringles now come in a bag.......? *scratches head*

[Shadowknight]

Cause the almight snack gods forbid it.

What's the secret ingredient in secret sauce?