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**Misty** · 12-24-2006, 01:00 PM

Because it wants us to think that we are drunk

Why am I all of a sudden getting along with my cousin?

The Big Bad Rav · 12-24-2006, 01:03 PM

Maybe your cousin needs dust and irons...

Why do people bathe in fountains?

**DragonMasterX** · 12-24-2006, 11:16 PM

Because bathing in mud is reserved to our furries.

Why are mud wrestling girls so hot?

The Big Bad Rav · 12-25-2006, 02:16 AM

It must be the sun or the lighting of the.... uh, lights...?

Do pokemons have erections?

**Misty** · 12-25-2006, 08:06 AM

<_< Err...I dunno...

Why do all old people talk about being in WWII?

The Big Bad Rav · 12-25-2006, 12:12 PM

AIRPLANES!!

What do cats say to lemurs?

**Misty** · 12-25-2006, 01:22 PM

Ima eat you up!

Why are heated blankets sooo comfy? :3

**Crimson Fox** · 12-29-2006, 08:17 PM

Crimson: Because they're heated! In your face cold!

Why do compasses point north?

The Big Bad Rav · 12-29-2006, 08:19 PM

There are tubs of ice cream in the North Pole...

Why isn't ice cream really ice?

**Crimson Fox** · 12-29-2006, 08:26 PM

Because it would break your teeth.

Why are owls nocturnal?