Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Misty]

It can't... O_o

Why can't you nail jello to a tree?

[Disturbed]

Because the jello will kick your ass if you do

What is the sun made out of?

[Master Grim]

Butter! See? It's all yellow!

What is a shadow...?

[Misty]

The evil side of you...muahahahaha *horns grow out* Err....*pushes them back in* hehe *Halo appears* thats better!

Why are there so many theories about god/heaven/devil/hell?

[Disturbed]

A shadow is candy!! Eat it!!

Why do we burp?

[Master Grim]

Disturbed: Because we don't like farting in public. ^_^

Misty: Because they're stupid.

What is 'Math'? Can I eat it? I'm hungry...

[Misty]

Math is something we won't really have a use for in many jobs...

Why do we learn all these things we are never going to use once we're outta college/high school.

[Master Grim]

Because the schools must to have a reason to make our childhood hell! ^.^

Why me...?

[Misty]

Because you are on of their experiments...they anal probe you and do tests on you!!

Why haven't we seen aliens yet if we are so technologically advanced?

[Master Grim]

Because they are beyond our mere human efforts.

>.> ... <.< ... *presses hidden button and gets teleported back to the mothership*

Why is my blood red?