Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Misty]

Because if you were able to, you would be cross-eyed as a bat :-p

Why do people think they are better than other people...?

[Master Grim]

So that they think that others think that that they think that they are better and therefore feel superior! ^_^ ... I think. :P

Is fire alive?

[Misty]

Yes! And it will eat you!!

Why can't we hold onto water?

[Master Grim]

Because it's made of really runny jello! ^_^

... What does this button that has the word "REPLY" written on it do?

[Misty]

It pokes you in the eye!

Why are you living in England..?

[Master Grim]

Because it is the home of the political idiot! (MY DAD!!! >.< FTW)

Can I borrow your pika? ^.^

[Misty]

That's not a stupid question...but sure!! ^_^ lol

Why is there a smiling devil on the emoticons thing when you reply..?

[Master Grim]

*puts on scientist outfit* It is because it represents one of the many sub-personalities of the DaD's inhabitants as well as being a channel to express the emotion of 'evil'. ^_^ Allow me to explain further... *begins uber-long-winded speech*

Why is my face blue...?

[Misty]

*gasps* BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!! That's why!

Why were you not breathing?!?!? O_O

[Master Grim]

But I am breathing...

Could it have anything to do with the can of blue paint that fell on me?