11-12-2006, 07:25 AM
Shadow: Cool... Isn't this supposed to give me super powers?
*next day*
Doctor: You have cancer. Probably from that radioactive waste. Why the hell would you touch that stuff?
Shadow: To get super powers.
Doctor: That's just stupid. You get powers from radioactive animals, not waste.
The capsule contains a tarantula.
*next day*
Doctor: You have cancer. Probably from that radioactive waste. Why the hell would you touch that stuff?
Shadow: To get super powers.
Doctor: That's just stupid. You get powers from radioactive animals, not waste.
The capsule contains a tarantula.
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