I seem to have brought down the Wrath of Government

[That One Internet Guy]

In Soviet Russia, cookie eats you!
In Soviet Russia, phone listens to you!
In Soviet Russia, pot smokes you!
In Soviet Russia, Renamon fantascizes you!

[Cel]

In Soviet Russia, Renamon fantasizes you!

I'd like to announce that in approximately seven hours, six minutes, and fourty seven seconds, I will be moving to Soviet Russia. Never mind I have to go back in time.

[Kurtz]

In Soviet Russia, cookie eats you!
In Soviet Russia, phone listens to you!
In Soviet Russia, pot smokes you!
In Soviet Russia, Renamon fantascizes you!

Oh noes.

[Anonmon]

Well, there goes determining the Slashdot population here. Cel, I think it's just us two. Oh, well. I, for one, welcome our new Slashdotting overloads.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

In Soviet Russia, cookie eats you!
In Soviet Russia, phone listens to you!
In Soviet Russia, pot smokes you!
In Soviet Russia, Renamon fantascizes you!

LOOOOL!!! :P
This could be a never ending poem!!!!
In Soviet Russia, cars drive you!!!
In Soviet Russia, windows open you!
In Soviet Russia, keyboards type you!
In Soviet Russia, chairs sit over you!!!

The next poster has to write another part.

[UnknownH]

In the US, you can catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!

[DragonMasterX]

"In the US, you ride horses, in Soviet Russia horses- *Static*"

[Zephyr of Darkness]

I think Gunter will like that one.