09-08-2006, 12:59 AM
bah, no skills.
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09-08-2006, 01:56 AM
Kurtz: Uhh...
*Flashback* Girl #1: Maybe it's a gift! *looks up at the Trojan Horse* Girl #2: Didn't mom say something on the lines of "Beware the Greeks bearing gifts"? Girl #1: Nah, she didn't say that. *grabs the rope attached to the Trojan horse* Let's bring it into the city! *Flashback end* Kurtz: Can't say much about the Greeks. 
09-08-2006, 02:03 AM
I still don't see how that could have worked.
Trojan1: Hey, a wooden horse! It is just large enough to fit 300 Greek soldiers inside! Trojan2: Why, yes it is! They must really fear and respect us now! Trojan1: Indeed. Lets bring it inside and not guard it. Trojan2: Ok, go for burgers? Trojan1: Nah, I'm broke. I'm just going to go to sleep, like all the other guards. Trojan2: Good idea, the Greeks just gave up, and we need a rest after 10 years. Trojan1: 'night. Trojan2: 'night. Greek1: Holy shit! This is working? Greek158: Ya, WTF! Greek78: I thought the whole idea was stupid. Lets wait about an hour, and then slaughter them in thier sleep. All Greeks: Deal. Burgers afterwards? You know that is hard to believe.
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