I'm so badass that...

[Renamon_S3]

I'm so baddass, that when Dracula sucked my blood, he died again.
From blood poisoning.

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that Dracula broke his fangs on my neck... Then I killed him with an evil overdose.

[Shadowknight]

I'm so badass I roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris!

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that Chuck Norris died when I glared at him.

[mentalguy]

I'm so badass that when Death smiles at me, I smile back.

[Renamon_S3]

I'm so baddass, that death can't smile at me.

(I knocked his teeth out :o )

[KS_Naslund]

I'm so badass that when I walked into the bank today, the teller broke the panic button! It's so damn hard to open a savings account nowadays...

[Renamon_S3]

I get that problem too... :cry:

I'm so baddass, that I can cry.

[Shadowknight]

I'm so badass that I hand out the assignments to death.

[KS_Naslund]

I'm so badass, I can turn water into A LIVING HELL!!!