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08-23-2006, 10:21 PM

I'm so badass that those criminals surrender to me without stating a single demand.

**Shadowknight** · 08-23-2006, 10:27 PM

I'm so baddass that when the devil goes on vacation he calls me to feed his pets, get his mail, and handle the inferno for him.

08-23-2006, 10:32 PM

I'm so badass that the Devil is my bitch!

08-24-2006, 05:05 AM

I'm so badass, the Kill Bill theme comes on every time I walk through the school doors.

08-24-2006, 05:09 AM

I'm so badass that the teacher hides when I enter the classroom with heavy metal music.

08-24-2006, 05:30 AM

I'm so badass, I'm the first (and last) person to ever take off my skate and stab someone with it in a hockey game.

08-24-2006, 06:46 AM

I'm so badass that someone made a lame joke about my mum and I brutally murdered them with a toothpick.

08-24-2006, 10:53 AM

I'm so badass I brush my teeth with barbed wire and hydrochloric acid.

08-24-2006, 12:28 PM

I'm so badass that I drink liquid oxygen with my breakfast.

**Shadowknight** · 08-25-2006, 12:19 AM

I'm so baddass I bit dracula and he became an SDP member.