I'm so badass that...

[Shadowknight]

I'm so badass I converted my harmless supersoaker into a homemade flamethrower.

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that Yoda got scared when I entered the room!

[KS_Naslund]

I'm so badass that my grin made the snakes jump off the plane!

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that the Hulk ran away when I took out a butter knife.

[Shadowknight]

I'm so badass that when I shadow box my shadow goes into hiding.

[Renamon_S3]

I pity all of you, for claiming to be "badass"






Thats how badass I am. WOOT!

[Master Grim]

A badass does not pity the weak and infidesimal... therefore I shall not pity you.

I'm so badass that I won a fight with superman... OK, I kicked him in the balls but you have to be seriously badass to have the guts to do that.

[Shadowknight]

Dude probably has balls of steel.

I'm so badass that I could break both a mans arms, dislocate his shoulder, pop out one of his kneecaps, and break his neck in the span of a few seconds.

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that I can break every bone in a man's body by just glancing at him!

[Shadowknight]

I'm so baddass that when I negotiate with criminals it ends with me getting stuff.