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#21
I do not understand this "ass that is bad" talk, but it is amusing.

My ass is so bad, I put the "UGH!!" In "Tough".
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#22
Badass... as in really tough/hard/scary


I'm so badass that I made Satan cry in a 'Yo momma' contest!
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#23
But why would your posterior being not well make you tough? I will have to use the thesaurus-
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#24
*sweat drop* It's an expression. As in... Instead of saying "He's really tough!" You could say "He's a badass!"
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#25
I'm so badass, I can sneak up behind Sam Fisher AND Solid Snake. When they have their backs to each other.
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#26
I'm so baddass that I can make an onion cry.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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#27
I'm so badass that both Boss and Big Boss lost against me in hand(me)-to-weapon(them) combat!
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#28
I'm so badass, I wore a pentagram at Pope John Paul II's funeral.
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#29
I'm so badass that people get scared when I bring a knife to a gun fight.
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#30
I'm so badass that Godzilla ran crying for it's mommy when I challenged it to a fight!
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