I'm so badass that...

[Seit The Reaper]

im so badass that ICan Beat the SDP...and WILL!

[Disturbed]

No one can beat SDP fool...

I'm so badass grass decay at my feet *shrug*

[Casey the furry one]

I'm so badass that I can't be frozen

[kristoph1942]

I know this is off topic, but i can imagine a mod comming in here and saying, "I'm so badass i can lock this topic."
I'm so badass that when i stared at death, he put himself on the "people to kill list".

[Calibremon]

I am so badass I can:

Crush A man's windpipe,
dislocate his shoulders,
break his arms,
and snap his kneecaps.

...with just three fingers. And that's if I want him to walk away after I'm done.

(seriously, the stuff they teach in martial arts that is meant to 'disarm'... *shudders* scary shit man.)

[Erethzium]

im so badass that i can force money out of the ATM

[DarkChibimon]

I'm so badass that I can take out RedVigiemon with one arm behind my back.