CHUCK NORRIS!!

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

huck Norris's tears cure canser, only problem is he dosent cry.

before the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.

chuck norris sold his soul for his round kicks than kicked the devil and took his soul back

Chuck norris died 12 years ago, deaths just too scared to tell him.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

here is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris

[Shadowknight]

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

[Seit The Reaper]

................UGH!....fine....-evil grin.-

I saw Chuck norris walking down Little Chinatown and he saw a picture of Bruce lee on a wall...he Punched it and the Wall fell on him....PROVING!

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

[Master Grim]

When Bruce Lee prepares for honorable battle; Chuck Norris prepares to kick some martial art-ing butt.

[Shadowknight]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

[Master Grim]

http://ultimate-showdown.funnypart.com/

Chuck makes a special appearance! ^_^

[Kurtz]

http://ultimate-showdown.funnypart.com/

Chuck makes a special appearance! ^_^

Yeah, that's kinda all over the net at the mo... *wags tail*

[That One Internet Guy]

4q.cc

[Shadowknight]

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they rouundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gest ill.

[Cel]

When Chuck Norris kicks a Weeble, it STAYS down.