Right. Who thinks Renamon is sexy? *she slaps me* OW!

[off_kilter_one]

...Then wouldn't one assume that voting for a girl digita....well technically in germany Renamon is a guy so you coulda voted yes or no. And personal favorite monster of all time, Baragon. I dunna why but that is my favorite monster.....and Des Ghidorah....Squeee!

[That One Internet Guy]

Ghost: Clearly Renamon is sexy, and just as clearly I'm going to follow the pattern of everyone else who posted and do a scripted little event here.
Renamon: *Reads off a piece of paper emotionlessly* What did you say.
Ghost: You're sexy. Problem?
Renamon: *Infuriated* Yes *Directs kick at face*
Ghost: *Blocks and reciprocates* BAD.
Renamon: *Gets up, with a big mark on her chest in the shape of a foot*: Finally, someone who isn't a total pussy and stands up to me and my PMS'ing! *Hugs*
Ghost: Cool. *Reciprocates*.

[mentalguy]

MG: *Kicks Ghost_op in the face* Get off my girlfriend!

Renamon: You didn't have to do that.

MG: Yes I did.

Renamon: Oh well, its your fight.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

notice i was the only one that said she was sexy (though not directily) and dident get his arse kicked?

*5 seconds later*

Drid:*rubs butt* i dident mean it literaly!
Rena: oh *kicks Drid in face*
Drid: *rubbing face* ill shut up now
Rena: *snickers*

[Uchiha Itachi 2]

Hello? I'm still untouched.

Renamon: *taps my shoulder* Oh really? *punches me in the stomach and kicks in face but I disappearate, and the real me pulls her underground* Hey! What's the?!

*appears from underground* Headhunter Justu. I attacked from underground and had a good view while I was at it. *smiles and walks away, leaving her swearing like a sailor*

[off_kilter_one]

- Blinks - Well I technically was..
Rena: - tap tap -
Ye...oh shite...- bamfs -

O.o; I dun wanna die!!

[Uchiha Itachi 2]

Yo off_kilter, your sig is a little big and it's streching the page out. Can you resize it or something? Sorry if I'm nagging but it's kinda annoying.

*tackles rena off of off_kilter and jumps away*

[off_kilter_one]

Yeah sorry about that, lemme actually get another kay?

[Master Grim]

Me - *grabs renamon from behind*
Renamon - *growls* I'm busy here!
Me - Gotcha! *pinns her to wall*
Renamon - That's what you think! *vanishes*
Me - *sweat drop* Why does she do that?
Renamon - *tapps shoulder* It's funny!
Me - *jaw drop* Help...
Renamon - K!

*CRACK* *WHOLLOP* *BASH* *general sounds of someone getting one hell of a beating*

Me - Owie... not so rough...
Renamon - Hehehe! I like it rough!
Me - *smirks* You do?
Renamon - *sweat drop* *blush*
Me - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - *smash*
Renamon - Shut up! *blushes more*
Me - Not on your life! Toots!
Renamon - Why me?
Me - Cause you're sexy, bitch!
Renamon - What you call me? *death glare*
Me - Well, you are... *SMACK*
Renamon - YOU WILL PAY! Later *wink*
Me - EEK! Hehehe... K, then

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: What is this? The DaD versus Renamon? Glad I didn't do anything to piss her off.

Renamon: Excuse me? *Holds up a piece of paper*

Shadow: I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may cause internal bleeding, shattered skulls, punctured lungs, cracked ribs, and the rearanging of my anatomy.

Renamon: Good choice.

Shadow: but she's still hot.

Renamon: I HEARD THAT!

Shadow: Eep!

Shadow: Oh, that.

Renamon: Yeah, *Cracks knuckles* that.

Shadow: Yeah, well I can explain that.

Renamon: Try it.

Shadow: ya see the thing is... GOTTAGOBYE!! *Dissapears in a puff of smoke*