The last whom posts wins.

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Oh, I forgot it went up that high. Yay, Renamon porn.

Crimson's Mood: :oops:

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Only 1000003 channels? I signed up for the premium account I should have at least 100000000 channels!

Mood = angry at cable company.

[DragonMasterX]

You know how how large companies are these days. That's why I download things to my cell-phone.

Mood = Angry for what people just did to the other porn channels.

[Shadowknight]

Wish my cell worked, *Looks at his cellphone which is flashing low battery* I just can't figure out what could be wrong with it. I tried hitting it, yelling at it, threatening it, everything and it won't work.

[Master Grim]

Me - Try charging it. *flops down on a randomly spawned sofa*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *sits on the sofa along with Poke*

[Shadowknight]

How am I supposed to know how to charge it? I'm no rocket surgeon. Where'd I put that repair man's number? *starts throwing around a bunch of books includign one that says, 'How to charge a cell phone for dummies.'*

[DragonMasterX]

Charging up the cell phone won't work. That's a stupid myth.

[Shadowknight]

Then what do I do? How do you make a cellphone work?

*Cutaway to Shadow's brain*

*Small hamster wheel with a sign hanging from it saying, 'for rent, furnished with exercise equipment'*

I GOT AN IDEA!! *Grabs a waffle iron and sticks his hand in it* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Pulls out his slightly charred hand* Wait, I got another idea! I'll need 10 bottles of vodka, and a sauna!

[DragonMasterX]

A Golf Stick and a bag of Ice-cubes will help you, too.