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You Know You're a Furry If...
#3
these are all the ones i got: [and my commenst re in bracket things]

-you spend more on Halloween than on Christmas. [most definitly]
-you feel naked without a collar. [w00t for collars]
-you have collars, but your dogs don't [my dogs have never had collars...]
-you gaze longingly at cereal boxes that you have no intention of buying [frost flakes ftw]
-you are quite sure that the voices in your head are anthropomorphic [well, they keep telling me to yiff]
-you can't decide between Trix and Frosted Flakes for breakfast [usually frosted flakes wins...]
-you loved 'Godzilla' because you thought he was an anthropomorphic lizard. [godzilla kicks ass]
-you started eating at Taco Bell solely because of that little dog. [hes so cute =^_^=]
-you buy Plushies more often than gas. [i dont buy gas, but i always buy plushies]
-you think the oxford english dictionary is useless because it doesn't have definitions for "yiff" and "spooge". [the dictionary is silly]
-When you hearTom Jones "Pussycat", you get a COMPLETELY different image in your head than everyone else. [yeeeeah.]
-You know that ANY movie becomes cooler when furries are the stars, right? [true...very, very true]
-Whenever the wolf of the fox was killed in one of those old Looney Tunes, you turned off the TV and couldn't sleep all night [I always loved them little guys]
-You actually read this. [<_< >_> yes.]
-you cannot name all 50 states but you can name 50 furry artists [more than likely]
-you think the saying "You are nothing but an animal" is a compliment [animals are good thing. especially doggies.]
-getting scratched behind your ear turns you on [it feels gooood]
-you've ever tried to use "yiff" or "murr" in Scrabble. [mmhmm.]
-you misinterpret the phrase 'horse mounting'. [everytime i hear it.]
-the PETA types don't understand that they're actually holding up signs that say "People for the Erotic Treatment of Anthropomorphs." [o_O i never thought of it that way...but I like PETA more now]
-You bring along your 9-year old sister to the video rental place, just to have an excuse to get "All Dogs Go To Heaven" [i dont need to, I can get it anyway, but i would if i had to]
-you get a thrill from sneaking into places with signs saying 'no animals allowed'. [yes. mostly cause i act like one a lot...]
-you call little ones cubs, pups, ect... (Munkee, puppies, you know ^ ^)[Lets have puppies!!]
-you smile like this! =^_^= [<_< >_> =^_^=]
-you spend your time reading "you might be a furry if" [yeah, pretty much]
-You watch stuff like Samuri Pizza Cats, Digimon , Thundercats, & Pokemon when your off [yes. yes i do]
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You Know You're a Furry If... - by EpsilonZX - 06-05-2006, 05:07 PM
[No subject] - by Blitz VanCrimson - 06-05-2006, 09:10 PM
[No subject] - by DrunkenMunkee - 06-05-2006, 11:31 PM
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[No subject] - by Harie Krauzer - 06-06-2006, 04:05 AM
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[No subject] - by Velmont VanCrimson - 06-06-2006, 07:34 PM
[No subject] - by Blitz VanCrimson - 06-07-2006, 12:18 AM
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[No subject] - by Gunter VanCrimson - 06-09-2006, 12:51 AM
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