06-09-2006, 04:02 PM
Shadow: *Takes out his headphones* You back?
Dark-Shadow: UNFORTUNATELY!! I WILL MERELY DESTROY THEM WHILE THEY SLEEP!! SHALL I DO IT SLOWLY SAVORING THE PAIN AS EACH INCH OF STEEL PENETRATES THEIR FLESH!? OR SHOULD I SLIT THEIR THROATS SO THAT THEY WAKE UP WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO FEEL THE ICY GRIP OF DEATH!?
Shadow: Have you ever done anything not evil?
Dark-Shadow: I ONCE SET FIRE TO AN ORPHANAGE!!
Shadow: And that qualifies as good how?
Dark-Shadow: YOU SAID "NOT EVIL" YOU DIDN'T MENTION GOOD!! IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO OBLITERATE EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITHIN IT FIRST RATHER THAN LET THEM BURN IN AGONY!!
Shadow: Ya see, this is why I wasn't invited to parties when I was young.
Dark-Shadow: UNFORTUNATELY!! I WILL MERELY DESTROY THEM WHILE THEY SLEEP!! SHALL I DO IT SLOWLY SAVORING THE PAIN AS EACH INCH OF STEEL PENETRATES THEIR FLESH!? OR SHOULD I SLIT THEIR THROATS SO THAT THEY WAKE UP WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO FEEL THE ICY GRIP OF DEATH!?
Shadow: Have you ever done anything not evil?
Dark-Shadow: I ONCE SET FIRE TO AN ORPHANAGE!!
Shadow: And that qualifies as good how?
Dark-Shadow: YOU SAID "NOT EVIL" YOU DIDN'T MENTION GOOD!! IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO OBLITERATE EVERY LIVING CREATURE WITHIN IT FIRST RATHER THAN LET THEM BURN IN AGONY!!
Shadow: Ya see, this is why I wasn't invited to parties when I was young.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.