Are you a redneck?

[aguy]

hey yall i'm a redneck and I need to know who else is one.

So if you are put your rebel flags on your Ford trucks and lets head over to the hootenanny in the old barn.

NO YANKEES, EDUCATED FOLK, OR ANYONE WHO IS NOT MISSING A TOOTH!

Also if you live in a red state you can apply to become a redneck.

[Shadowknight]

HOOEY! WE'S GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD 'OL FASHION HO DOWN!

[EpsilonZX]

I am and forever will be a Yankee, I enjoy showering more than twice a month, I like all my syllables in my sentences, and my cousins are not appealing to me in the least...

I do not think I could ever get use to you Green Acre people, but I will learn to live around you and try very, very hard not to kill you

[DrunkenMunkee]

Red states is Texas, right?

*jumps in truck and pulls Epsilon with her* You know better than to try'n escape!

[Wisemon]

I'm solidly blue state, but I did find myself agreeing with Pat Buchanan today on immigration reform. Now that scared me a little.

[Harie Krauzer]

Nope, I'm from the North, and I'm currently back there as well for the summer.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Alright- I like rednecks!

But since I'm in Romania, I'll just go for your necks.

[aguy]

Two rednecks, a Romanian, and a yankee held against his will. Now we just need some lynard skynard, beer, and some NASCAR.

and remember my redneck friends
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

[DrunkenMunkee]

actually, 3, 'cause you and me and shadow. yeah, poor epsilon, hes been captured. XD

[Shadowknight]

I'm not sure if I qualify as redneck. I have intelligence, I shower every day, and I don't think of family reunions as a dating service.