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* Wanna pull up tough cuz you notice that butt was stuffed. Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.
@ Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
+ I know I'm breaking a rule by posting twice but I have some good ones and it has been five days since my last post.
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* LOL....Shadow...that is really dumb...
@ Yo mamma is so stupid, she still believes Martha Stewart is innocent....
+ Yo have gotta be a little slow to think she is innocent, still...
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*...... Huh? Who's slow?
@ Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
+ Now that is the definition of ugly.
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* ugly and rich $$__$$....
@ Yo mamma is so fat, that she is a wanted fugitive, ripping off every all-you-can-eat buffets in town...
+ Thats .....ummmm......alot of food....
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* Food yummy. Me and my friends once got kicked out of an all you can eat buffet, we were there eating for almost 4 hours straight. It was hilarious.
@ Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
+ Why don't we have those?
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*lol they should make those......
@ Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought that e=mc^2 was the newest Mc Hammer album....
+ Is that guy even alive?.... :shock:
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* Wasn't he in a super bowl ad?
@ Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . . for a quote!
+ That's a big number.
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* It must be because it took that damn long.....
@ Yo mamma was so ugly, that the "Swan" declined her audition tape because they told her that she was "Ugly beyond repair...."
+ Thats messed up.....
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* Extremely.
@ Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction!
+ Guess Bill can't buy everything.
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* How....unfortunate.....
@ Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought the Bing Bang was a type of gum.....
+ Ummmm....did she meant Bubbalicious or Big red and got confused?....
