Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* thats one big sneeze.... :shock: :shock:

@ Yo mamma is so skinny, in the high school play she auditioned for the scenary as the twig....

+ Look at her fly?......

[Shadowknight]

* NEVER!

@ Your momma's so stupid she thought the book "War Of The Worlds" Was a documetary to WWII.

+ That's dumb.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* lol.... Thats creative....

@ Yo mamma is so fat, President Geaore W.Bush asked for her to be searched to see if Osama was hiding there. They took three months and found nothing.....

+ That is s lot of room dude....

[Shadowknight]

* And they haven't even started on her other leg.

@ Your momma's so big she can sell shade in the summer to all of florida.

+ Wow.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* 10 dollars per person or she moves....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb that when she saw the sugn at the store telling is that we "We Sell air." She said and now I assume there is god in there?....

+ thats dumb.....

[Shadowknight]

* I didn't understand it.

@ Your momma's so stupid doctors had to invite a number lower than absolute zero to put as her IQ.

+ Is there a number lower than Absolute zero?

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* Kinda figured as much....sorry....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought she followed the directions to a "T" she took out a t-square...

+ I am running out help us someone of mighty wisdom...

[Shadowknight]

* I'm more of a wise guy than a wise man.

@ Yo momma's so big her butt got a job as the grand canyon.

+ That's a big butt.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* But I like big butts and I cannot lie....

@ Yo mamma is so small, resturants serve her from the kids menu....Short-stack anyone?

+ Neeeeeeeeeeeeext ^_^

[Shadowknight]

* You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!

@ Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

+ Next person put another joke and continue the song.