Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.

[Shadowknight]

* I'm not allowed in elevators either. I like pushing the stop button inbetween floors.

@ Your momma's so big when she wants to take a shower she goes to niagra falls.

+ And she still smells afterwards.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* No wonder what smelled funny when I went to Canada on the river....

@ Yo mamma is so wide, she is the equator......

+ wow thats pretty wide..... :shock: :shock:

[Herr Mullen]

Celestially speaking, yes.

Your mother is so unoriginal she has become a stand in for every other "your mother" joke out there.

That is rather a lot of jokes.

[Shadowknight]

* Very lot.

@ Your momma's so fat she parted the red sea with a cannonball.

+ Take that moses.

[rorancrystalwolf]

* Wow booyah! take that moses!


@ Yo momma so old, Ashton Kutcher wouldn't date her!


+ wow that one was odd.....

[Shadowknight]

* Very odd.

@ your momma's so old, when she remembers her childhood she talks about the big bang.

+ Correct if wrong but I believe earth is over 4,600 million years old.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

*
@ Yo mamma is so young that she didn't have any breasts until she had you....

+That is young mamma

[Shadowknight]

* Would she even be able to have kids that young?

@ You're momma's so dumb you both had the same teacher in grade school.

+ That's dumb.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

*lol it sounds like a great story to tell the grandkids.....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought that the pieces for tic-tac-toe were tic-tacs.....

+ Fresh breath anyone?....

[Shadowknight]

* Your breath would be fresher, until you choked on one of the Xs.

@ Your momma's so dumb she thought Final Fantasy ended over 11 installments ago.

+ Why do they call it Final Fantasy?