Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.
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Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.
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04-11-2006, 02:41 PM
* Going.
@ Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. + That's pretty big.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-11-2006, 02:44 PM
* teehee old school all right.....
@ Yo mamma is so poor that she asked you to come in through the front door she said welcome to our backyard..... +that is really poor........ 
04-11-2006, 02:54 PM
* Yeah, that's poor.
@ Your momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds. * That must be the world's 2nd heaviest shadow.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-11-2006, 03:08 PM
* lol to you right?....
@ Yo mamma is so old, that the only reason she's still having sex is because she has Parikinson's disease.....(shakes hand) +joke by my all art teacher.......it was really bad...
04-12-2006, 02:35 AM
* You have a wierd art teacher.
@ Your momma's so evil, she was appointed as the newest member of the FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse; war, famine, pestilence, death, and yo mamma. + Yeah, at 187 I am the worlds heaviest shadow.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-12-2006, 03:46 PM
* okokokok shadow....lets see if I could top that...
@ Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears a red shirt people stop by her and ask her for some Kool-Aid!!!!! + Friend made that one up today....lets you mommas know.......she is ......what she is.....
04-12-2006, 10:44 PM
* well... my mamma's so dead- this is a one-time deal.
@ Yo mamma is so retarded- I mean, LOOK at YOU!! (Points at you with disgust) + deppends, if I think you're retarded. 
04-13-2006, 03:08 AM
*really..... um..... waAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I didn't know......
@ Yo mamma is so nasty, that when people say "I won't touch that thing with a 20 foot pole" she asks where she could find one.....(mimics a pole dancer....... +Anyone else ?.....
04-13-2006, 03:41 AM
* I'm running low.
@ Your momma's so stupid she entered a stupid contest and they said: "No proffesinals." +That's a pretty weak one.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-13-2006, 04:05 AM
* come on I could of sworn that you know better..... Come on make them up on the fly....
@ Yo mamma is so ugly, that the only place where she's allowed to go in public are the Star Trek conventions..... + come on make them up!.....:D
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