Yo Mamma ..... Is taking over.

[Shadowknight]

* I like Bubbalicious.

@ Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

+ I can honestly my mom once did trip over one. She yelled at me for an hour about picking up stuff.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* ummm.....Happened to a friend once

@ Yo mamma is so dumb, that when she was asked to empty her pockets going through the metal detector at the airport she responded, "What so I can give you the bomb thats there?...."

+ :shock:

[Shadowknight]

* Which is dumber, her telling them? Or having one in the first place?

@ Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

+ I wonder how creepy he was back then?

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* That is creepy.....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb she thought that the square root symbol was the little dipper......

+ My old math teachers joke.....atleast he tried....."P

[Shadowknight]

* No offense but he didn't try hard enough.

@ Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

+ I don't even know how she managed that.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* Neither did I.....

@ Yo mamma is so fat, she went on a scale and it read, "Move over Fat-Ass!"

+ another teacher joke, why do they think they are funny?....

[Shadowknight]

* Maybe because we laugh at them when they think we're laughing with them?

@ Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

+ Bigfoot meets his true love.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

* AWEEEE!

@ Yo mamma is so dumb she thought that Antartica was the home of the Polar Ant....

+ :shock:

[Humon]

yo momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a boger popped out of the queen's George Washington's {U.S. Referance} nose.

[Casey the furry one]

* That just sucked.

@ Your Mom is so fat that when she were High hills she stikes oil.

+ That is old school