Grant a wish.
Granted, but it's so perfect even you believe it, and end up dying anyway.

I wish I could find a female willing to go out with me.
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My learning and imagination know no bounds; why should my knowledge and abilities?

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Granted, but you find out she's only been female for a few days.

I wish my cat could talk.
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(... Actually, I might be able to live with that. Call it desperation if you must, but I'm not that picky XD)
Granted, but now it just continuously says "fooood" in a high pitched voice.

I wish I could grow a better beard.
The most dangerous phrase ever uttered in all of minecraftia: "/give honeydew 46 64"

Imaginato disciplinis cognoscere modum; sciam quid et ingenii?
My learning and imagination know no bounds; why should my knowledge and abilities?

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Granted, but it grows out of control and people start mistaking you for bigfoot.

I wish I could meet bigfoot.
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Granted. Here I am. XD

I wish my socks weren't biohazards after wearing them.
The most dangerous phrase ever uttered in all of minecraftia: "/give honeydew 46 64"

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My learning and imagination know no bounds; why should my knowledge and abilities?

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Alchemy: [from the Moon to] Scorpio to man to eagle to the phoenix (female) [to the sun] back to Her consciousness outside the box she created.
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Granted, instead they're now made of lead and weigh 300 pounds each and can't be removed.

I wish you could start a lesbian relationship between the female MC and Mitsuru in P3P
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granted, but it dosn't even get to the sexy part..

I wish i could speak japense.
"to see, to hear, to feel, to love." i have no idea why i made that up O>O
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Granted, but your accent's so heavy japanese people can't understand you and you can no longer speak any other language.

I wish I had a lightsaber.
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granted, though it is pink and only 3inches long as well as with a rainbow coming out of it.

I wish i had a bear army to follow my each command.
"to see, to hear, to feel, to love." i have no idea why i made that up O>O
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Granted, but they hibernate 364 days out of the year

I wish I had the master sword
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