10-02-2006, 11:31 AM
Granted, but they make you look like a dumbass.
I wish I had an omelette. At the perfect temperature for a human. On a clean plate. That isn't broken. And it's a clean, delicious omelette. And I have the omelette all to myself in an impenetrable room in NYC that only I can get in and out of and the door never breaks. And there's no one and nothing in the room with me, except the omelette and a few equally perfect utensils. That can't kill me. And the omelette is inanimate. And I'm not allergic to anything in it. And it's delicious. And the world is normal outside of the room. And nothing bad is going to happen. And it would have no weird side effects. And I wouldn't gain/lose weight. And it isn't drugged. And it isn't poisoned.
I wish I had an omelette. At the perfect temperature for a human. On a clean plate. That isn't broken. And it's a clean, delicious omelette. And I have the omelette all to myself in an impenetrable room in NYC that only I can get in and out of and the door never breaks. And there's no one and nothing in the room with me, except the omelette and a few equally perfect utensils. That can't kill me. And the omelette is inanimate. And I'm not allergic to anything in it. And it's delicious. And the world is normal outside of the room. And nothing bad is going to happen. And it would have no weird side effects. And I wouldn't gain/lose weight. And it isn't drugged. And it isn't poisoned.