Grant a wish.

[deathseal1390]

granted, though it's only a mock replica

I wish i could draw.

[Shadowknight]

That works for me ^_^

Granted but you can only draw stick figures.

I wish I owned pepsi and could have all the mountain dew I wanted.

[deathseal1390]

granted, it's all flat

i wish i had a floating skull that could morph into anything i wanted.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's cursed so everytime you look at it a midget dressed as a power ranger will run up and headbutt you in the crotch.

I wish I could see that.

[deathseal1390]

granted, but when you do, someone with a knife will cut your dick off.... (too harsh?)

i wish i could desquise my self as any charater off of a game/tv i want wihtin seconds

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but everytime you do you get sued for copyright infringement.

I wish I had some candy

[deathseal1390]

granted, but it taste like mori eel

i wish i was the lord of demons

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but they rebel 5 seconds after you're appointed lord and spend the rest of eternity devouring your soul.

I wish my psp had infinite battery life

[deathseal1390]

granted, but you can only play one game..... frogger which has a tenency to glitch badly.

I wish i could fly : D

[Chaotic Phoenix]

Granted, but you somehow turn into a Flymon in doing so.

I wish I had more time...