Grant a wish.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it'll get tired of you and she'll come to me in the first 5 seconds.

I wish to have ANOTHER dragon form.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's the pygmy form that looks like a giant slug.

I wish I could speak japanese.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but your tongue will come out your mouth, separating itself from you and melt in the ground.

*turns to Pygmy and spins around cutely* Damn! This is worst than being plushie!!

I wish to have a new PC.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it only runs windows 98.

I wish for an endless supply of Mountain Dew.

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

Granted but youl be disapointed when its out of date again in 3 months

i wish for obnipatence (is that how you spell it?)(a bonus prize for anyone that might do the joke im thinking of)

[Dridien TerrorBlade]

bah shadow got to that one first... owell

Granted but you end up drowning in it

same wish as above with same extra prise

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll suffer from sexual impotence for the rest of your life after 5 seconds

(Omnipotent, I think you meant)

I wish to leave this Pygmy form... >.<

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Muahahhahhahha

Granted but to bad that thing is that its now leaches of your body when you are not in that form....It left you for a bit....

I wish to have a better sex life.....cause I have none...

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lonelygabu~~
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[Dridien TerrorBlade]

granted but you can only do it with the same gender

a bonus for DMX: i made it so the form wont leech from you anymore for doing very close to the joke i was going for (my vertion was "granted, but i mistook the word for imputant (another thing ive never had to spell before so im only guessing) and now you cant get an erection)

i wish i was a Reaver IRL [for those that dont play dark age (all of you :P) thats a warrior that uses a whip/flail, large shield, and soul rending magic to fight (soul rending means screwing with peoples souls, such as desolving it, eating it, crushing it, and so on (yes those all are real abilities the class gets)]

(woo! 69 posts :P)

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but you'll actually get too overpowered and later on, you'll explode

(Impotence is the word you are saying for men who can't get erections, so I actually said that right xP)

I wish for my dog to be a puppy again.