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Poll: Hmm.. A stripper popped out of your birthday cake! What are they?
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same gender
3.57%
1 3.57%
opposite gender
42.86%
12 42.86%
Sorry I am Asexual
7.14%
2 7.14%
I really Don't care
28.57%
8 28.57%
I WANT CAKE!!!!
17.86%
5 17.86%
Total 28 vote(s) 100%
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Any Preference to your " partner"?
Ghost_Op Wrote:
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:FLESH EATING MONSTERS!!! *Drools slightly* Those things arouse to the point where I cum without touching myself!
That hit an entirely new level of 'What the fuck?' even for you, Gunter.
I fricking second that. I second squared that.
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If I had a stripper, it would be....Night Elf! YAY WARCRAFT!


Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:FLESH EATING MONSTERS!!! *Drools slightly* Those things arouse to the point where I cum without touching myself!

*throws a box of Flesh Eating Bacteria at Gunter*
Knock yourself out, but do it someplace else...
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Nolem Netherheart Wrote:If I had a stripper, it would be....Night Elf! YAY WARCRAFT!


Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:FLESH EATING MONSTERS!!! *Drools slightly* Those things arouse to the point where I cum without touching myself!

*throws a box of Flesh Eating Bacteria at Gunter*
Knock yourself out, but do it someplace else...

Cool, flesh eating bacteria! Flesh-eating monsters, meh, but BACTERIA...
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It was the closest thing to monster I could easily catch and put in a box...
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Bacteria are even better! I just need to watch them in mitosis with a microscope- Blitzy has LOADS of bacteria in testubes! They're fun to mix sperm with!
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I'm sure that what you just said will worry Blitz very much.
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Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:Bacteria are even better! I just need to watch them in mitosis with a microscope- Blitzy has LOADS of bacteria in testubes! They're fun to mix sperm with!

...If they're flesh-eating bacteria, wouldn't they eat their copies after mitosis?
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Mebe. I really haven't noticed- I like sperm though, even though they're short lived, they make GREAT pets!
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Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:Mebe. I really haven't noticed- I like sperm though, even though they're short lived, they make GREAT pets!

And burial is a breeze after they die!
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Yup- unfortunately, they dry up fast.
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