Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Herr Mullen]

"...Now, Ken doesn't know they're here, but I'd like to bring on his mother and father!"

Mr. and Mrs. Ichijioji came onto the set.

"Please, forgive us son!"

"How can I forgive you? You ruined my life! You always paid more attention to Sam than to me, and I became to Digimon Kaizer because of it!"

"We know and we're sorry! Please, give us a second chance!"

"No! I don't believe you!"

Ken turned away from his sobbing parents.

"Well, now, Ken, your parents have said their sorry, why don't you forgive them?"

"...Because Wormmon died thanks to them!"

"Well, let's ask him about this. Come on down, Wormmon!"

Wormmon scuttled into the studio, and onto the chair next to Ken.

"Please, Ken. I know you want to forgive tham. Why don't you? I'm alright now, aren't I? Be kind and give them another chance."

"...Okay Wormmon. I forgive you, mum, dad."

"We love you, son!"

"And now for my final thought; when a boy is infected with a dark spore and processeds to lead a genocide against Digimon kind, is he really to blame? Is it the parents fault? I don't think so. I think it's the fault of evil geniuses and their aspirations to take over the univerce. Good night!"

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