Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Shadowknight]

Blast from the past.

DIGIDESTINED TRYOUTS 3!!!!

Gennai: What am I doing here? I thought we agreed I didn't have to do this again.

Shadow: You're under contract. Deal with it.

Gennai: Bastard. Okay, send them in.

*Tryout 1*

Gennai: Okay, what makes you think you're worthy of being a digidestined?

Creepy 50 year old man: Well, I like kids.

Gennai: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'd be sued if we hired you.

Creepy 50 year old guy: I brought my own goggles, *Puts on a pair of goggles*

Gennai: Well those things do get expensive, Davis alone went through about 20 of them. Okay your hired.

Creepy guy: Yay, so uh, when do the other kids get here?

Gennai: Once we've chose the others we'll set a time to get into costume. You'll be sent to an out of the way location away from the studio where you'll find your costumes, you'll change into them and come back here.

Creepy guy: *Large smile as he walks off the stage*

*Tryout 2*

Pikachu: PIKA!

Gennai: Is this a joke?

Pikachu: Pika, pi pi pika. PIKACHU!

Gennai: No way! Ash sexually molested you so you want to leave pokemon and join the cast of digimon?

Pikachu: *Looks confused for a second then reaches into his mouth and takes out a retainer* Dreadfully sorry about the confusion my good man. You couldn't possibly believe how difficult it is to talk with this thing. I'm looking to expand my resume for when I try out for a gig on broadway. *Replaces his retainer*

Gennai: One sec, *Looks through his pages* Actually I think we got an opening. In the pilot episode the evil guy blows up a large village. You can be one of the villagers.

Pikachu: PIKA! *Storms off*

Gennai: I don't know what he said, but I didn't like the way he said it.

*Tryout 3*

Huge muscle bound guy: WHAT'S UP!?

Gennai: *Glares over at Shadow* I hate you.

Shadow: What can I do it's a running gag. Can't kill a joke.

*Tryout 4*

Gennai: Let's see, good skills, a bit rude but that'll just make people appreciate your tender moments even more. You've got an interesting evolutionary line. I give up, what's the catch. What's wrong with you?

Slashmon: Let's just say I've been in some written works that might not tranlate well to a G audience. Or a PG-13 audience, basically I've only ever done work in the NC-17 range.

Gennai: That shouldn't be a problem, you wouldn't believe some of the things the other digimon have done.

Slashmon: Example?

Gennai: Let's just say Patamon put that big mouth to good use before he joined.