10-01-2006, 11:34 AM
*Digimon tryouts. Take 2*
Gennai: Next please. What makes you think you deserve to be a digidestined?
Blonde girl: You said if I slept with you I could be in.
Gennai: I say alot of things, NEXT!
*Football player walks in*
Gennai: And what qualifications do you have?
FP: ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, do you have any strong emotions?
FP:... Uh... MEAT!!
Gennai: Did you have a previous job?
FP: YEAH!
Gennai: Where?
FP: MEAT STORE!! BIG RATS THERE, ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, what's two plus two?
FP: RARRRGH!! SMALL MAN MAKE HEAD HURT!!! ME SMASH!!!
Gennai: SECURITY!!
*Next*
Gennai: So what can you do?
Small boy: Well... ICANPUTMYLEGBEHINDMYHEADANDDOONEWHOLEPUSHUPICANALSO,
Gennai: NEXT!!
Small boy is dragged off still talking.
*Next*
Renamon walks in and starts to say something.
Gennai: YOU'RE IN!! HIRE HER, NOW!!
*Next*
Gennai: *Talking to manager* Does he have to be in?
Manager: Yeah, he's the only one who has a catchphrase, we don't have a choice.
Gennai: Fine, your in.
Boy: Prodigous!
*Next*
HMBG: *Wearing a fake nose and glasses* WHAT UP BIZATCH!!
Gennai: I swear I'm only doing one season of this.
Gennai: Next please. What makes you think you deserve to be a digidestined?
Blonde girl: You said if I slept with you I could be in.
Gennai: I say alot of things, NEXT!
*Football player walks in*
Gennai: And what qualifications do you have?
FP: ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, do you have any strong emotions?
FP:... Uh... MEAT!!
Gennai: Did you have a previous job?
FP: YEAH!
Gennai: Where?
FP: MEAT STORE!! BIG RATS THERE, ME SMASH!!
Gennai: Okay, what's two plus two?
FP: RARRRGH!! SMALL MAN MAKE HEAD HURT!!! ME SMASH!!!
Gennai: SECURITY!!
*Next*
Gennai: So what can you do?
Small boy: Well... ICANPUTMYLEGBEHINDMYHEADANDDOONEWHOLEPUSHUPICANALSO,
Gennai: NEXT!!
Small boy is dragged off still talking.
*Next*
Renamon walks in and starts to say something.
Gennai: YOU'RE IN!! HIRE HER, NOW!!
*Next*
Gennai: *Talking to manager* Does he have to be in?
Manager: Yeah, he's the only one who has a catchphrase, we don't have a choice.
Gennai: Fine, your in.
Boy: Prodigous!
*Next*
HMBG: *Wearing a fake nose and glasses* WHAT UP BIZATCH!!
Gennai: I swear I'm only doing one season of this.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.