Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Digimon Episode

[Erethzium]

Flamedramon: *does a Fire Rocket* FIRE ROCKE- OOWOWWOWOWOW MY BODY IS ON FIRE!!! MY BODY IS ON FIRE!! *runs around screaming*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

hehe!


Beelzemon: i'll keep absorbing data until noone-ugh?

Jeri: *hugging beelzemon's leg* CUDDLY!!!!

Everyone::shock: *omega sweatdrop*

[Erethzium]

Guilmon: *surfing the DaD forums, finds AWL's profile, and Kristen's picture* ooo...she's pretty...*instant erection*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

hey!.....that happened to be me :P


Kazu: did you just say you need a girl?

Jeri: takato needs a girl? will i do?

Takato:er....^_^! *yiffs her in backroom*

[Erethzium]

LOL :P

Agumon: why is it that when i turn to SkullGreymon, i lose my mind?

Tai: because you were smoking too much pot?

Agumon: o_o; i think you're right!

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Mimi, Tai and Matt are having a conversation.

Tai: *excited* Did you see that battle? Wargreymon was amazing!

Mimi: You were amazing Mat!

Tai: Stop ignoring me!

Matt: It wasn't me, Gabumon did his best, and thats why we won.

Mimi: Yes, but- (a sword comes out of her stomach, and she dies)

Matt: MIMI!!

Sephiroth: *points his Masamune at Matt.* Cloud. You will never get rid of the darkness in your heart.

Matt: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU KILLED MIMI!!

Tai: YOU BASTARD!!

Matt: *gasps* You said the B-word!!

Tai: But- he killed Mimi!!

Matt: Yes, but that is no reason to use bad words!! *punches Tai*

Tai: UAGH!! (hits the floor)

Sephiroth: *puts two and two together* Oh my! She wasn't Aeris, was she? And you aren't Cloud! I am terribly sorry!

Tai: AGUMON!

Agumon: Agumon warp Digivolve to-

Sephiroth: *picks up a newspaper and puts on his reading glasses.*

~Many Minutes Later~

Sephiroth: *finishes the paper* Oh. The prices of hairbrushes and feather preening kits are up by 12%. Darn it. *slashes Agumon as he approached the end of his digivolution sequence*

Agumon: *reverts back to Botamon* Oof!

Sephiroth: Sorry to bother you children, I'm off. Tata~ *kicks Mimi out of his way and takes flight. But only manages to fly above them in circles because he has only one wing*

Matt and Tai: *speechless*

Botamon: Sora? Sora- what's that? What are you wearing Sor- ACK!! *deleted by a Keyblade*

Tai: AGUMOOOON!

Donald's voice in the distance: Dig you ged him Sorwa?

Sora(KH): Got it Donald!

Goofy: Gowrsh! That was one itty-bitty heartless!!

Matt: Y-you're not Sora!

Sora (female): *runs to Matt* Yes Matt?

Tai: I DON'T GET IT!!

Sora: YAHHH! HEARTLESS!! *deletes Gabumon, Biyomon and Palmon via blunt bashing of rumble rose keyblade. blood and sap splatters everywhere, especially on the digidestined.*

Sora: (covered in blood and feathers) GASP! BIYOMON!!

Matt: GABUMON!! NO!!

Tai: (Traumatized)

Sephiroth: (from above) (a little dizzy) woah- wooooah- woooah- (spots sora) So that's the keyblade. Perhaps it will change it's mind if I defeat you. That's Enough!

Donald: Sorwa!! Prwess Krriangle!!

Sora(KH): WHAT!?

Sora: Huh? me?

Soras: (as if blended through a meat grinder, their blood, guts, innards and pieces of meat splatters everywhere. mostly on Tai and Matt)

Sephiroth: (brushes meat off shoulder) It seems that only cloud can defeat me. (turns around so they can only see his back) Get Cloud.

Tai and Matt: (Traumatized)