06-03-2007, 12:59 PM
Right.
A state Trooper is called out to a car wreck on a highway in the middle of the state. When he arrives at the scene of the accident and gets out, he spies a buxom blonde touching up her make-up while sitting on the hood of her Bentley, which is now smeared against the guardrail of the highway. He walks up to the blonde and starts to ask her questions.
"Ma'am, what happened?" he asked. The blonde looks up from her compact and smiles slightly.
"Well y'see, i was driving along, minding my own business. I come around a curve, and this tree pops out of nowhere! I swerved to avoid it, and another tree pops up! I swerve to miss that one, and yet another tree pops out! Next thing I know, I've smacked into the rail here..."
The Trooper, perplexed, looks around for a moment, then spots something. He looks through the smashed driver's side window and calmly states:
"Ma'am... That's your air freshener."
A state Trooper is called out to a car wreck on a highway in the middle of the state. When he arrives at the scene of the accident and gets out, he spies a buxom blonde touching up her make-up while sitting on the hood of her Bentley, which is now smeared against the guardrail of the highway. He walks up to the blonde and starts to ask her questions.
"Ma'am, what happened?" he asked. The blonde looks up from her compact and smiles slightly.
"Well y'see, i was driving along, minding my own business. I come around a curve, and this tree pops out of nowhere! I swerved to avoid it, and another tree pops up! I swerve to miss that one, and yet another tree pops out! Next thing I know, I've smacked into the rail here..."
The Trooper, perplexed, looks around for a moment, then spots something. He looks through the smashed driver's side window and calmly states:
"Ma'am... That's your air freshener."
