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[Gunter VanCrimson]

(wakes up)
NO!!!!
MR. SCHMEROV!!!!
you kill my trees- then you kill my lawyer- what is wrong with you!?

[Shadowknight]

Man I am not having good luck today, and for legal sakes (I thought this through since he was a lawyer) it's the fall and the sudden stop that'll kill him not me.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

but you caused that!
why must you destroy everything I care for?
who's next?
my spoon?

[Shadowknight]

It's my word against his. No I don't think I'll destroy your spoon, spoons are nice haven't done anything to anger me...yet.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

then what?
my beloved piece-of-stale-cake-that-I-keep-for-memories could very well be your next target!

[Shadowknight]

I don't eat cake that outdates me so I think it's safe.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

that doesnt mean you wont destroy it for no reson whatsoever!
(bars up windows)

[Shadowknight]

I'm bored with destroying stuff anyway. I'm gonna go get more pizza!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

(phew)
okay then, my treat.

[Shadowknight]

There isn't enough gold in fort knox. Besides the pizza guy was so happy about the butterfly that I have free pizza for life.