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[Shadowknight]

*opens up fridge and zombies jump out* This seems vaquely familiar. Oh well *pulls out 4 barrel rocket launcher* YOU WANT STARS!? I'LL GIVE YOU STARS!

[DragonMasterX]

<_<
>_>

OK?? *shot down zombies*
What *shots and pumps* are you *shot and pumps* talking about? *shot and pumps*
3 on 3 shots!! B)

[Shadowknight]

In resident evil 4 a zombie jumps out at you from a fridge and in RE 3 at the end Jill yells: "you want stars? I'll give you stars." at the nemesis thingy before blowing it up with a rocket launcher.

[DragonMasterX]

I meant what Gunter said, you beat me to the posting, that's why I didn't put up a quote.
And yeah! those parts of RE always made my boring days funny.
*nemesis breaks window and enters*

DMX: Uhh... crap?

Nemesis Comp: Dark Warrior... Threat=62%
Armed Civilian... Threat=7%
Prepare to be destroyed...

DMX: Wait a minute! only 7%!? *bangs him on the head*

Nemesis Comp: Threat=63%

DMX: That's better. *Takes out rocket launcher*
Yeah, deja vu... and so what?

[Shadowknight]

Woohoo I got 62% *sees pizza at back of fridge* PIZZA!! *jumps into fridge and accidentally get's locked in*

Nemesis: threat level reduced to 0.000000000001%

*fridge blows up and shadow knight is standing there with long silver hair and markings all over his body.*

Nemesis: Demonic side has awakened. reassesing threat level. threat level increased to 93% chance of self destruction.

[DragonMasterX]

That's not fair! I was winning for 1%, well THAT'S ALL!
*transforms into kaiser dragon*

K-DMX: Let's see who kicks major ass!!

Nemesis: Threat level increased to 93%

K-DMX: What!? You immitator! *prepares a soul eraser beam*

Nemesis: Wait... *puts out zombie mask* You have to fight me fuckers!
Follow the damned script!

K-DMX: *shifts view to Nemesis* Shut yer trap! *fires sould eraser and destroys Nemesis*

K-DMX: Let's see who is more destructive now!!!

[Shadowknight]

only one way to survive this. *pulls out old NES controller* up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,A,Start. *small ding can be heard* HA now I have 50 lives.

Note: let's see how many people get that referance.

[DragonMasterX]

I didn't get it but I'll do this...

*Gives P1 SNES controller to shadowknight* *gets P2 controller*
(hehe... you are player 2...)

Y+A, Y+A, Y+A, Y+A, Y+A, Y+A, Y+A.

Kaiser DMX vs. dark showdowknight
Fight! (P2 starts with 1/4 energy)

[Shadowknight]

Few are aware of the legendary Konami code for It's power has transcended time and can still be found in many a game to this very day.

*picks up superscope* maybe I should stop with the wierd references *points at screen* Let's do it.

[DragonMasterX]

*starts playing Yoshi's Safari*

Great! A flower from the start! (this game is mine!!)

*shots down line of Goomba* Best that! (hehehe, you can only make him jump as player 2...)