Took me awhile...

[senjuro]

You actually WANT beer? Did you hit your head? Beer is EVIL. You want liquor...good hard liquor! Come and have some rum! It'll keep ya warm, too!

[Gabumonfurry]

Coolers are better >.> *cough smirnoff cough*

[senjuro]

Coolers are okay in moderation. If you wanna go for a sweet tasting drink that gets you drunk, what you need is a white russian. Those things are AMAZING. Children could drink them...nay, children SHOULD drink them.

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What? Okay maybe children SHOULDN'T drink them, but everyone should at some point.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Wow, appearances can sure be tricky on this board!

-and I'm single.

I'm sorry, I'm through my first divorce and having a lot of trouble parting the house, the things and the children, so I have no time for a new guy now....

oh- no, no, no- no....
I know that, and I'm sorry- I didnt mean you.
I'm just stating that i'm single.... maybe for life.

[DragonMasterX]

Aww, that hurt...
It didn't sound any good, why don't you come with us Gunter?
But what!? At least let me take some cans! I'm not a fan of pure liquor.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

Well Gunter, if you say you're single and wink to a lady, she's gonna take it as if you're asking her out. Keep it in mind for next time, OK?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I'll keep that in mind Mistress. Thank you for your wise advice.
(for the record, I just thought you'd know how I act by now, but I dont care! youre my master!)