Morning wood

[circeus]

I used to make these as a regular feature when Officalaatg yahoo group was still alive, so I guess I'll just resurrect them here. *grin*

[Wisemon]

I get mine around 10:00, which is over two hours after I wake up. In high school, I got it around 11:00, about five hours after I woke up. I can't explain it.

[UnknownH]

You know I may have said this before but it's still true.
"We share too much with each other"

[Blue Rover]

bout 9:00 right when the bell rings for 1st per.

[Dale3k21]

Sometimes in the morning, but depends on if I'm sleeping through my classes or not.

[dark_golf]

same here around 2nd period if im not asleep

[Zephyr of Darkness]

What's morning wood?
Possible answers:
' A heavy newspaper you get in the mornings'
' A place where you spend the night and looks wooden when awake'
' A rare type of plant that grows new branches during the morning'
' A type of forest with a tree called 'morning' in it'
' A type of tree that loses all its leaves during the night'

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What's morning wood?

[circeus]

Signature dibs on this!

[UnknownH]

An early morning errection of course. But I know you didn't know that zeph, it's a slang term and those don't travel well to other countries.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

-so that's what morning wood meant.
Thanks for asking, Zephie. =3
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morning erections...
hmmm.....
usally at around 12:00am to 11:59am...
what about afternoon erections? about 12:oopm to 11:59pm- wait-
that would mean I'm hard all day- that cant be right- I'll check again later.