01-22-2006, 03:36 AM
Yeah, a closer examination shows that the pants have mysteriously dissapeared, we have a mistery to solve here...
'The case of the Stolen Pants'
There I was: 12PM and I could feel the wind in my crotch, I knew it had to be the the gum I was chuing, but then it hit me...
I saw my shoelaces weren't tied so I went down to inspect them, when I got down I got surprised at what I saw: A piece of paper, not that piece of paper you can see everyday, but with a $50 on top of it. I grabbed the
$50 and drived them to my pockets but then I realised I hadn't got pockets... I hadn't got my pants on. I inspected everypart of nearby but couldn't find any proof or a lead to where they have gone, but my feet were attached to my legs so they couldn't have ran away, then I saw him standingm with an expression of laughter, I went straight to him and triped over my shoelaces that were tied by someone, a plot against me.
Then I returned my face to the feisty suspect, I asked him his name:
Crimson... Van Crimon... or should it be just Gunter? or Gun? Nevermind, I kept interrogating him from 12:06PM to 12:05PM, as my wristwatch was belated by two minutes and I got it fit after ignoring all the talk about my suspect and drived my look to the TV, and looked at the clocks in a store.
Then I saw another one like me, lacking pants. This was getting worse, I tried to ask my suspect some questions, but he had vanished, not something everyone does when someone offers them $50, but then I remember I had left them in the ground near me, he had also taken my money, knowing nothing about what to do I went ahead to my house to get some pants, but there weren't there, the only thing I could do was look for my colleague, shadowknight, I found him in the same store, but he had also been attacked, and there I started to wonder if that day was the day I have eaten my morning Pie... was it mere coincidence? I doubt so...
'The case of the Stolen Pants'
There I was: 12PM and I could feel the wind in my crotch, I knew it had to be the the gum I was chuing, but then it hit me...
I saw my shoelaces weren't tied so I went down to inspect them, when I got down I got surprised at what I saw: A piece of paper, not that piece of paper you can see everyday, but with a $50 on top of it. I grabbed the
$50 and drived them to my pockets but then I realised I hadn't got pockets... I hadn't got my pants on. I inspected everypart of nearby but couldn't find any proof or a lead to where they have gone, but my feet were attached to my legs so they couldn't have ran away, then I saw him standingm with an expression of laughter, I went straight to him and triped over my shoelaces that were tied by someone, a plot against me.
Then I returned my face to the feisty suspect, I asked him his name:
Crimson... Van Crimon... or should it be just Gunter? or Gun? Nevermind, I kept interrogating him from 12:06PM to 12:05PM, as my wristwatch was belated by two minutes and I got it fit after ignoring all the talk about my suspect and drived my look to the TV, and looked at the clocks in a store.
Then I saw another one like me, lacking pants. This was getting worse, I tried to ask my suspect some questions, but he had vanished, not something everyone does when someone offers them $50, but then I remember I had left them in the ground near me, he had also taken my money, knowing nothing about what to do I went ahead to my house to get some pants, but there weren't there, the only thing I could do was look for my colleague, shadowknight, I found him in the same store, but he had also been attacked, and there I started to wonder if that day was the day I have eaten my morning Pie... was it mere coincidence? I doubt so...