The master of darkness reveals himselfs

[DragonMasterX]

Hey some of us have pockets that lead to another dimension you know...

[Shadowknight]

Cool let's try *pulls female version of self out of pocket* AHHHHHH! *shoves lookalike back into pocket* Okay alternate dimensions are creepy.

[DragonMasterX]

Hey, cool! You have access to an AU!
*pulls out veemon from pockets*

Veemon: Hey DM, s'up?

DMX: I brought you here for some important matter...

Veemon: huh?

DMX: *whisper* for now play with agumon and gabumon outside, at night I want you to steal his pants...

Veemon: uh... okay?

DMX: Oh, and don't let Gunter catch you...

Veemon: Who is Gunter?

DMX: Ah, forget it, I don't think he's around...

[Shadowknight]

Do agumon or gabumon wear pants. *alternate self jumps out of back pocket*

Shadowknight: What do you want?
AUShadowknight: your life.
Shadowknight: Then you must fight for it.
AUShadowknight: I must warn you I have all your attacks *leaps into air* DARK BOMB!!
Shadowknight: *leaps into the air to avoid attack* I doubt you know all my attacks *arm begins glowing and a dark aura wraps around it* ever seen this one? SHADOW DRAGON FIST *shoots a large dark laser out of his arm which forms into a dragon and devours the AU clone* With great power comes an even greater urge to use it unwisely.

[DragonMasterX]

well, let's see the urge of using this then...
*turns into kaiser dragon* *flies to space*
K-DMX: I wonder if they'll be able to breath after this?
Oh well, I'll just destroy that... *fires energy beam to newly discover planet* *planet explodes*
K-DMX: Yeah! Bullseye! *remains of planet start heading towards earth*
K-DMX: Crap... always something 'falls to earth!', why never to the sun?
Ah, shadowknight can manage on his own...

[Shadowknight]

*sees giant rock flying towards earth* only way to stop this is to use my untested robot. WELTALL!! *Large black robot appears and shadowknight jumps into it* activate system ID! *robot turns red and green wings of energy shoot out of it's back* WELTALL ID MODE, READY FOR BATTLE!! Now I need a weapon *grabs leaning tower of pisa* BATTER UP!! *swings tower and sends comet back into space straight into the moon destroying it* HA IN YOUR FACE MOON!! Wait a minute *thinks* didn't I already destroy the moon?

[DragonMasterX]

K-DMX: Come on! How did he got the Xenogear?
Well, at least he saved the earth...
Nothing left to do here, except... blowing up Jupiter!
Crap... running out of AP... *flies to earth*
*reverts to human DMX*
Hey, good job shadow, you are a good hero to have by...
*Veemon sneaks into the Xenogear and steals shadowknights pants*

Veemon: Got 'em!
DMX: Run!!

[Shadowknight]

THE ONE DAY I DECIDE TO WEAR PANTS!

[DragonMasterX]

(Those pockets are mine...) *transforms into flamedramon*
*wraps Xenogear's legs*
Run shadow, get 'im!!

Veemon: >.> Uh, oh...
Yours, agumon! *gives pants to agumon*
Agumon: I don't use pants!

[Shadowknight]

Dude if you wanted the pants you just had to ask. They made my butt look big anyway. now if you'd please let go of my robots legs before I'm forced to smash you.