I hate writing shit; it is so stupid

[Wisemon]

" Jyou picked up the joke. "What's brown and got a 7.6 on the Soni Scale?"

"I don't know, what's brown and got a 7.6 on the Soni Scale?"

Jyou told him. Mullen was too drunk to notice. "

Next up, Herr Mullen's "Christmas Bumper Story Pack!"*
*This is posted on the DHZ, but since Herr Mullen is a poster on the DaD, I'll review it here.

The narrative pieces are a little nutty, but still very well written. I'm pretty sure it's just part of the Dickens parody. Except for the misspelling of Koushiro, there are no heavy repeated errors in spelling and grammar, which helps to make this a joy to read. Of course, what helps most of all is that it's good for what it is. Of the three stories, the Digimon Kaizer as Scrooge is clearly the best one, but the others aren't bad. I especially enjoy the admission that it's not quite a real lemon:

" "That's just a sex scene."
Herr Mullen rumbled a little, his ruddy face rippling. He took another swig of brandy.
"And?"
"Don't you think people want to see how they ended up like that?"
Herr Mullen thought. He frowned, and placed a hand on one of his numerous chins, the other itching his scalp. He rumbled along to himself, stood up, paced behind his chair a little, until the exertion became too much for him, and he sat back down. He drink some more brandy.
"No. Onto the next story!"
Jyou sighed.
"This is why you've been doing so badly. You have no structure. Look, here..." Jyou grabbed a sheet of blank paper and scribbled on it with pencil. "This is a story structure for you; beginning, problem (probably containing lust for someone), worry, exposure, sex scene and end. Follow that, and I guarantee at least an eight on the Soni Scale."
Herr Mullen adjusted his party hat. "I got two eight plus marks. Two out of three isn't bad."
"Onto the story, Herr Mullen."
And onto the story he went. "

Of all of the stories that I've reviewed thus far, this one is the best. I give it 9/10, taking a point off because it isn't exactly a complete lemon, and the Daisuke being gay thing contradicted with the first story. The Digimon Kaizer as Scrooge though, now that was a neat idea. I'd like to see more ideas like that one.