Human/Digimon sexual intercourse.

[Zephyr of Darkness]

*heart* means love

Oh, thanks. Well then, I "heart" my boobies too *strokes her boobs*

and blame bandai of america for that

Yup...blame for many things....Gatomon....

I did 500 sit-ups a day for two weeks, but when that had no effect, I gave up

You lost your time, buddy. You need to tone up your skin, not your muscles.

For instance, a lot of the weight in my hips and thighs stayed

That's a fucking sedentarism sign.

the physical maturity in women often accompanies the mental one, or so I've heard from TV.

....change channels.....they don't know a fuck...nobody that appears in TV does.

So smaller girls have this notion inside them that they're closer to being children, and it helps that they often look younger.

They help them appear more insignificant....All the short girls I've met have envied my height.

Two that I've known had the child tendencies that I look for (being close to family, not drinking, not flaunting their sexuality).

I have those tendencies, but not the short girls I've met. I remember back in high school when they gathered together in the bathroom and celebrated their periods had come...They were a group of 12 and only 3 were above 1,60.

Huh? No, I'm close with my family; I'm just a little too close for my taste.

Of course, he's Jew. he might have a dominant mother that controls his every step.