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Digimon in real life?
#1
If Digimon were in real life, what laws should be passed to make them legit to human ownership?
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#2
I don't think that'd be the main problem. If Digimon were real, I think the governments would probably pass laws to protect their freedom more than a human's ownership over them. Digimon would probably choose who they go with, and if they don't like it, what's the human going to do? Beat them up?
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#3
yeah it'd probally be like tamers where the digimon would choose or something close to that but that's just the first of the problems for real life digimon
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#4
What would happen if Digimon were real....
hmmmm....even the bad ones....

CH: Guilmon! TAKE A BATH!

Guilmon burns up my house...

Devimon and other evil digimon would
create havoc....

But if all digimon were good....

CH comes home after a stroll in the park...
Guilmon: *sniff* *sniff* Cursedhand!!! I missed you
so much....

CH: Huh? It was only a 5 minute stroll.....

Guilmon: But still...I really missed you....

CH: Ok, ok, how can I make it up to you?

Guilmon: Well...(GRIN)....I was thinking about....

(Can you guess what Guilmon is thinking?)
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#5
A girl Digimon can be a nice sight and beauty to come home to!
Speaking of which, here's a possibility.


Lanamon: (looking at me coming home from ballet or work) Gracias, amiga. How was ballet?
Me: Oh goddess! (rubs sore stocking feet) My new ballet teacher was a taskmaster. Even with my custom split soled Grishko pointe shoes on, and a hot black spandex ballerina's 'catsuit', my dancing skills were really tested.
Lanamon: I hope she wasn't hard on ya. (I lay back in my chair, legs spread. She begins massaging my body)
Me: (sigh) Don't worry, she wasn't that too hard. Besides, I gotta get that lead role.
Lanamon: Speaking of lead roles...why don't you take a bath with me? I could get a starring role in a lesbian bath scene starring me and you. Well, what do ya say, senorita? I can soap you up first, if you want.
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#6
there you go. as red rover said in his 12 talismans series one of the first things that would show up if everyone knew abot digimon would be porn. yeah you'd have digimon on digimon porn and digimon on human porn but most people might not complain about it

I'd have a guy digimon because not only would it be fun plus if he was cute/cool enough I could get a lot of girls
oh yeah and jeanette that's a good scenario you have there keep going :)
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#7
Okay, btw, I'll let you pick how it continues. *nods*
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#8
I think life would be fun should Digimons exist amongst us. They can help well as human progress through their bond, partnership etc.

But, perhaps this could also happen should fandom be involved..Hehehe...



PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Trey's Lilithmon?

Me: No.

PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Jeanne's Ranamon?

Me: Nuh-uh.

PicoDevimon: Can I hit on Old man George's Lilymon?

Me: Bzzt. Wrong answer...

PicoDevimon: Okay then, can I hit on our neighbor's Tailmon?

Me: Geez, I said NO, for Goddramon's sake! Didn't you know that there's a law passed that states Digimons at your stage aren't allowed to engage with other Digimons who were a level or more above you? You're still a minor, Pico. Wait till you evolve to a Devimon, Ice Devimon, or whatever your next line of Digivolution then you can screw any female Digis out there for anybody's care...

PicoDevimon: Awwwwwww....Okay then....

Me: ......................

PicoDevimon: .............

Me: ..................

PicoDevimon.: ..........

Me: .................

PicoDevimon: ....Can I hit on your girlfriend?

*Well, that didn't go well....*
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#9
heh heh yeah that'd probally be how it'd turn out with some
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#10
Prince Jeannette - I would prefer that you take that to either the RP board or write a fic to put in the archives. Thanks!

... and I would totally have a Rosemon partner - she would already be Rosemon because I am awesome like that.

Together, we'd go around flogging the truth of the sovereignity of Womyn over men into perverts and get mad $$$ in the process. :)

(it'd be awesome - the perverts in the stockades, Rosemon flogging them with her whips, and me reading the S.C.U.M. manifesto. So much profit, man.)
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