Deep Thoughts (somewhat disturbing edition)

[Cyber Stryker]

Man I miss bits like this on Saturday Night Live. (That's a sketch comedy show for anyone who doesn't know.)

So there's this bi-sexual girl and she sleeps with her boyfriend, afterward she goes home and immediately has sex with her female roommate and the roommate gets pregnant. Then technically that means that one girl just knocked another girl up.

Send other Disturbing Deep Thoughts to: ..um here? Yeah here, that works.

[UnknownH]

*trys to work that out but can't yet* I found some his deep thoughts
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

[Cyber Stryker]

Thanks for the link! Jack Handy is hilarious!

[UnknownH]

yeah he is

[Cyber Stryker]

I still don’t understand why the commercialized mascot for Easter is a rabbit instead of a chicken… Then again a chicken that boils and paints it’s own eggs is rather disconcerting.

[Cyber Stryker]

Why do they say “One in the hand is worth two in the bush” when quite a few of us would prefer the two in the bush?”

[UnknownH]

it is and what bush

[Cyber Stryker]

Bush:
1: A really stupid president.
2: A shrubbery oft wanted by "The Knights Who Say Ni!"
3: Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair.

In this case it's the latter.

Of course the usual quote starts with "A bird in the hand..." but I felt like making a dirty joke.

[Cyber Stryker]

I wish I had the power to see twenty minutes into the future. That way I wouldn't waste my time downloading hentai movies I'm gonna end up not liking anyway.

[urban dream]

It doesn't work that way. You'd still have to DL and watch them. If you wouldn't, you wouldn't be able to tell what your reaction to them would be in 20 minutes' time, because there would never be any reaction. :P